tater swaddler

The little containers that fries come in from the drive thru (or those other mysterious options that allude me).

Maybe I am just super gassed and most definitely a little bit off today (and the past 47 years), but do the fries in the bottom of the bag taste WAY better than in the tater swaddler?

by Licky Ladies July 19, 2023

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Grazt-tater

When your boyfriend shoves a tater in your ass. Then fucks you in ass, making mash taters. Then you shit it on a plate and eat it.

I had my boyfriend preform a grazt-tater at my daughter's wedding I wasn't invited to.

by Yetiarms August 16, 2023

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Tatered

To be so high you can’t get off the couch. You’re so baked you’re done—a stone cold couch potato.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza?

Nah brah, I’m too tatered to move.

by Doobykeebler July 17, 2022

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Tater pass

A pass too be nothing but a couch potato.

(Only obtainable by people named Tate)

Gosh, I don’t feel like doing anything today. I should get myself a tater pass.

by Tate (L-town) September 1, 2022

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A tater circus is when you have leftover bags of frozen potato products that individually aren't enough to throw in the air fryer, but together, as a tater circus, they make a decent snack. Sometimes includes the occasional onion ring, egg roll, or mozzarella stick (also known as the 'freak show').

Dude you got any munchies? Hell yeah I do, tater circus all the way

by Raul Coronado May 11, 2022

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Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

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