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table grav

a gravity bong collected from leftover weed/marijuana on your table. usually collected out of desperation and often times includes non-marijuana material such as dust, dirt, food, etc.
Do we have any weed left? ..No man, we're out. But you might be able to scrape enough weed off the coffee table for a table grav.
by surfing cowboy from alpharetta November 19, 2010
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Tablespoon Coon

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"
by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012
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Table has tilted

A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.

Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.
The table has tilted folks, the game is rigged.

- George Carlin (The American Dream)
by oguzgelal November 29, 2014
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table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
Man after sex we where table slapping
by That512life February 9, 2015
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tablelands

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton
Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me
by nexair_fantastica July 22, 2016
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Tabering

A leader in the Broccoli Lynchers Faction otherwise known as Thotimus

Also was the best staff member on pvp.thearchon.net
"Tabering is Thotimus Prime :joy:"
by 123sozloser December 16, 2019
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Table Banging

Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."

2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.
1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."
by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020
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