kiss tab

When you take the tab off a can and the middle circle remains intact. You can then cash it in for a kiss!
John: "hey Lisa, I just got a kiss tab!"
Lisa: "what do you do with it?"
John: *gives Lisa the tab and kisses her*
Lisa: ohhhhh
by random_rooten_tooten-donkey November 20, 2023
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 09, 2021
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Felix Tab

Felix tabs are one of the weaker versions of acid
user 1 : hey man wanna try a felix tab with me ??
user 2 : na brew iv got green leaves they are stronger than felix's
by jesse.jackknife April 19, 2009
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tab worker

r/wallstreetbets trader that piggybacks the due diligence of other traders that are equally blind, usually late to the table. Derogatory term for a trader that's continually searching for the next 10 x'er having no knowledge of the company or ticker they are about to dump money into.
You're just a Tab Worker
by Lesssugarless April 24, 2021
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bro tab

Method of payment for rendered services or goods as defined by the Bro Code. No set time frame for payment is defined as both parties are bros and trust the eventual reimbursement to be executed when convenient.
"Hey Mike, can I borrow $20 for some lunch?"

"Sure man, it's on the bro tab."

*High Five!
by bsharter January 15, 2015
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