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Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family
A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".
by Luis Bleuze February 25, 2005
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eeyore syndrome

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.
Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.
by nasty neal October 24, 2009
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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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VIA syndrome

An acronym for Vocal iPod Amplification syndrome: A condition in which someone listening to an iPod or mp3 player tends to speak much louder than they would without earbuds on due to the fact that they believe the people they are talking to cannot hear them over "the music". Generally occurs on public transportation, as road noise contributes additional background noise.
Derek: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Jake: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Derek: ...

Jake: SORRY, I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

^The above is a good example of someone with VIA syndrome
by cerealmage2188 October 6, 2009
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Streets Syndrome

When a female is showing rather awkward and sketcy behaviour when texting or talking to a male. It is also common when females own a Nissan Altima.
From the streets she came, to the streets she shall be returned

Bro 1: Bro shawty gotta be a mechanic, everytime I pass by her house theres always a Hellcat there

Bro 2: Bro, hate to break it to ya, but she got Streets Syndrome, thas when she be palyin with too many dudes dawg
by PedroMartins April 28, 2020
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The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022
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69 Syndrome

69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.
Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.

Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.
by Multilord January 15, 2022
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