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Pennsylvania Sushi

A woman cuts a small slice of her labia off for her chosen life partner to consume. Typically it is eaten raw.
Bro 1: Bro she gave me Pennsylvania Sushi last night!

Bro2: oh shit dude, you guys are gonna be together forever!
by TheBeese July 12, 2025
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American Sushi

When a United States Marine chops up a old Japanese lady after being told to get out of their country.
Person 1 : Did you read the paper today? Another marine cut up a old Japanese lady for insulting old glory.

Person 2 : Oh in the marines we call that American Sushi !
by Monkeypoop01 September 5, 2025
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gas station sushi

Something you get before
1. there being a roofie in the sushi
2. blacking out
3. waking up in a sewer
4. being surrounded by fish
5. horny fish
6. you know what that means
FISH!
person 1: you, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, horny fish! you know what that means!
FISH!
by ykwtmFISH! September 18, 2025
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Sushi-Slide

New speak alternative word for suicide, expressed as a euphemism for death.

Suicide is one of the most serious subjects there is, and since Tiktok treats its users like sheltered children; we are forced to use the most nonsensical hilarious combination of words in its place when having adult conversations.
Chad: How did you not see that bloated zombie coming right at you?

Eric: I didnt expect to run at me and commit Sushi-slide!
by Sir_marks-a-lot October 10, 2025
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Japaneese Air Sushi

When Someone Eats There Poop Burps In Someones Face And Says, You Just Died. And That Person Must Start Singing Thick Of It
My Friend Just Japaneese Air Sushi In A Cafe
by Private Wojtek November 13, 2025
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ARAKI SUSHI

ARAKI SUSHI IS A POEM ABOUT THE LAST BLUSH OF PINK IN THE NIGHT SKY BEFORE DARKNESS PREVAILS ARAKI SUSHI IS ALL PHILOSOPHIES ALL FEELINGS ALL LANGUAGE ARAKI SUSHI IS YOU AND ARAKI SUSHI IS ME AND WE ARE SCARED BECAUSE WE ARE DYING BUT WE ARE HAPPY BECAUSE ONCE IN THE SPRING WITH STRAWBERRY MOON LOW IN THE DAY SKY A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON OUR TRUE LOVES FACE AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND THAT MOMENT CAN NEVER DIE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES ANYMORE

disambiguation

ARAKI SUSHI is a Stanford badminton club.
by ARAKI SUSHI December 10, 2025
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not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.
When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.
by Taichung February 14, 2025
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