Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

Student bread

The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.

Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes

by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

westminster student union

Super cool student-led organization at Westminster College. Dedicated to memes, free food, community building, free food, holding admin accountable, and free food. Did we mention free food? ‘Cause we have free food.

Dude 1: Yo, you going to the Westminster Student Union meeting tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.

by Uniontingz February 26, 2020

Sherin (Student)

A specific person (this defenition only aplies to students) who is pretty nice but is most of the time super annoying, she likes taking pictures of others to make fun of them, but she also helps people come to together with their crushes. Sherin is most of the time found in hanging out with her friends, she likes annoying people whose name start with F, Y, A and any other letter in the alphabet.

“Gosh, I hate Fabian, Yan and Aaron and everyone else”
-Sherin (Student)

by The hacker guy from 8b November 23, 2021

The Student

A lesbian sex position that involves something sexual. Done within a strict deadline. Also don't get caught as it could cause damage to both your career and education.

Was up all night doing the student with my teacher

by Emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 5, 2022

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Pace Student

A person who does nothing but study and by the off chance that they do get a break, play Genshin Impact

Damn, this dude is a Pace Student

by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow April 13, 2022