toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

toke & stroke

A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.

I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.

by T. S. Roberts November 26, 2017

Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.

"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u April 27, 2023

Stroke face

The face one wears while attempting speech, only to have it come out as a jumble of nonsense.

Ex. Jimmy attempted to ask his friend a question, but got stroke face in the process.

by Carlos smitty June 20, 2021

stroke the kaftan

Stroking an unshaved, Middle Eastern pussy

Kaftan is a garment worn in the Middle East

He’s into Egyptian chicks and loves to stroke the kaftan.

by Dauphinelablonde January 01, 2020

Pilgrim Stroke

Masturbating to outdated poor pixel porn (72 dpi)

I was so desperate I pulled a Pilgrim Stroke to some old porn.

by Webflys September 21, 2018