Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.

Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer

by jjkkmm June 9, 2018

Reddit Story

A fictional story made by a neckbeard with their fantasies of beating up their bully. Getting some girls. Etc.

Guy 1: A hot young japanese girl is attracted to me! As a otaku and ultrachad i couldnt refuse!
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.

by Personontheinternetthatsucks September 2, 2023

story stamp

a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head

talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!

by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008

cover story

When your crush finds out you like him/her, so you make a big story of why it isn't true.

Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.

by Ms. What Zit Tooya April 26, 2019

pee story

pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent

yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story

by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023

front story

The same as your back story only different. The direction is different. Your front story is Vuja De and your back story is Deja Vu. Since Deja Vu is been there done that then Vuja De is going there doing that. If people don't know your front story then they can't come alongside you and help you because doing so helps them.

In order to realize that we have enough overlap to help each other going forward after just meeting I'd need to know as much about your front story as possible.

by Netfriending September 8, 2018

Stone story

You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon

Hey bobby wanna play some stone story?

by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023