African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

Anal Spider

A sex move in which you stick your thumbs into someones anus and use your other fingers to squeeze the ass cheeks, causing the anus to open wide as you then move your thumbs in a circular motion.

Did you see how wide her asshole got after that anal spider?

by Not RyoHazuki September 8, 2005

Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!

by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011

spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.

"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."

by somestonerchick November 28, 2011

Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

by Spidera June 26, 2012

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014