A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023
Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.
by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025
A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 01, 2015
by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025
When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 05, 2011
Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.
Example:
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
by Fumo November 21, 2010