Pelvic Sneezing

Slang term for masturbating with paper tissue.

Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."

Me: "For masturbating?"

Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"

by HonseIGuess July 30, 2024

Not to be sneezed at

not to be rejected without careful consideration; worth having or taking into account.

a saving of $550 was not to be sneezed at

by Arminkshipper July 26, 2024

Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

willy sneeze

v. To ejaculate, often in an uncontrolled manner.

I was ploughing your mum last night and then willy sneezed all over her fun bags.

by whomereallywho March 8, 2009

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017