Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

spunky sneeze bomb

you ejaculate into a girls mouth after receiving oral and somehow make her sneeze, leading to her sneezing out your semen.

"i spunked in her mouth and she sneezed making a spunky sneeze bomb"

by holliedoodle March 31, 2010

Cock Sneeze

It's when u cum and piss in a girls mouth when she's giving u head.

She gave me such good head I Cock Sneezed.

by Im.dead February 25, 2019

Dip sneeze

A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen

Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"

by Not a bitch sneeze September 17, 2015