smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.

Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.

by jack farfanougin November 14, 2006

Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

by Beulo June 29, 2009

butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder May 31, 2010

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

by frankie smokes weed April 18, 2010

smurf house

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

by E.Danielson August 2, 2007