smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.

Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.

by jack farfanougin November 14, 2006

Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

by Beulo June 29, 2009

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder May 31, 2010

Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

by frankie smokes weed April 18, 2010

Lady Smurf

A girl who is always surrounded by guys.
If you wanna take it to the next level, she has either slept with or dated all of them.

Ex: There is only one girl smurf out of all the smurfs, all the guys smurfs date her in order to keep the race going.

"Oh my god. Becky, look at that lady smurf, she must be surrounded by at least 8 guys."
"I know! She looks like she's one of those guy's girlfriend or something...."
"Ugh, she's just so reusable!"

by Tacmot February 24, 2009