Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004

Sloth

Someone as ugly or retarded as the character 'Sloth' from "The Goonies."

G - Did he just lick that doorknob?
B - Yeah, my little brother is a straight up sloth!

by GandB May 17, 2009

Sloth Lord

A sloth like Caucasoid that dwells in dimly light smelly cavern.

If faced with a sloth lord one should yell sloth bombardment to rally forces and destroy sloth.

The only to get rid of the slothy smell is to burn the cavern.

Prepare a sloth bombardment, Kris the sloth lord is attempting to escape... at point .1 meters per second.

by TCZP February 24, 2010

sloth

A slow moving, yet well endowed male. See hung like a horse.

Did you see Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights?" He's a goddamn sloth!

by Sloth November 13, 2002

Slothmonger

Someone who catches sloths and eats them for lunch and dinner

Sam is a slothmonger, for lunch he ate roasted sloths

by Ladbible March 17, 2013

Slothin'

When one takes upon the characteristics of a sloth to attract another human. These characteristics include, but are not limited to, constant delivery of cheesy pick-up lines, increased libido, and the smell of a dead beaver.

"Oh my, what's that man doing over there?"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"

by SkipsScrambles June 4, 2013

Sleeping sloth 77

A idiot who smells like cheese and can’t shave properly

Ya boi: That girl is Emma is a disgusting sleeping sloth 77

Ya boi 2: yeah I know, how vile

by Smelly not July 23, 2020