Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

roblox slender

A stupid pixel that gets no girls and tells you to "mic up" only for them to scream at you.
Ingredients to make a slender:
Pixel abs
Child's voice
Stitch face
That one messy black hair
CnP gf (copy and paste)

There is a less than 5% chance that you will actually find a nice or non-stereotypical slender.

Your average roblox slender conversation:
CnP: I luv u baba gril <3
Slender: I luv u too my grl

A normal person: What...

CnP: babe, i'm scared of them...
Slender: dont worry..

Normal person: ...
Slender: MIC UP.

*In chat*
Slender: SHUT UP YOU ##### I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH MY GIRL EVER AGAIN
Normal person: So you show your pixel abs to fake girls? What a great job you're doing so far.
Slender: Oh, thank you.
*5 minutes later*
Normal person: Hey, i just found out that your "girl" is my older brother.
*Slender leaves call*

by Sp0ng3b0b October 1, 2023

Sheila Sledga

A Boddington, Western Australia term, designed to describe the act of owning a multiple-posted bull bar. Bull bars that are heavier duty than the standard ARB and have more than four upright posts as part of their construction. The requirement to be a "Sheila Sledga", is to be manufactured of steel and be able to completely wipe out a woman's existence.

"That big dawg Taliban Tan 79 has a real Sheila Sledga on the front, hope a girl gets minced like a chicken in that"
"Fat bitch deserves be hit by a Sheila Sledga"
"I Hope that lanky fuck Conrad gets thrown into my sheila sledga at max pace"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

olde time sledding

A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.

The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"

by bonaduce January 22, 2011

Hank the Sleuth

To solve a crime with incredible speed.

"This is a high priority, Sherlock," said the inspector. "I really need you to hank the sleuth on this one."

by solodave December 12, 2014

Suit your sled

Canadian turn on the phrase "Suit your self", used by those seeking more purpose in life and who have decided that they've got better things to do then deal with your shit

Person 1: You should get some sleep

Person 2: Can't, too much work
Person 1: *sigh* suit your sled

by Hurricane Danny March 30, 2015