Skeetdream

A dream in which one skeets as a result of a sexual encounter.

I had a skeetdream last night about Hannah Montana.

by WillowMiguel December 8, 2010

skeet nug

A nugget (or, by extension, a person/place/thing/idea) of less than desirable standing; one that possesses such qualities, an insult

Amber was being a skeet nug to me today at work, what is her problem?

by Francisco, El Specialisto July 23, 2011

Skeet Popped

is when a guy is about to bust when having sex with his girl then pulls out and as he bust he squeezes his donk then pulls up and aims for his girls eyes and releases the shot to blind the victim.

I Skeet Popped your beezy! I skeet popped your mom!

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

Skeetles

When you skeet all over a pack of skittles, and them feed them to an unsuspecting skittle-lover.

Right before my girlfriend took some of my skittles, I jizzed all over them, she said they were the best Skeetles she ever had.

I bit into the sticky skeetles realizing why they were so salty.

by haileybeee123 July 11, 2012

Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.

Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.

by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013

Skeeter skeet

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

by imredneckdealwithit April 1, 2017

skeetled

When you get booked by the police

"Man I got skeetled by the cops today"

by rawringinthemorning August 28, 2017