Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

simon ru

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks

Simon Ru crosses the border again!

by OilBpil April 5, 2019

Simon Wall

A math teacher. The best teacher. I wish I could have been given birth to him.

#LoveMr.Wall
I love Simon Wall!

by O30E May 18, 2021

Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

Simon Cowell

Comical botox guy.

Simon Cowell botox.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Simon Lu

1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry

Simon Lu is literally the best teacher ever.

by Johnnn Don October 26, 2022