Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.

Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!

by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008

Shred

The color your asshole is left after getting fucked in the ass by a twelve inch dick with no lube. (Shred = shit+red)

The cops will never take me alive again. My Shred ass can never go back to the pen.

by Richard Slick October 10, 2008

shnead

n. A wad of chewing tobacco.

v. The act of chewing tobacco.

Let's throw in a fat shnead.

I'm about to shnead.

by The Session Genius February 14, 2006

Shredduce

A tea made with rice that tastes like a dirt sando.

"This tea tastes like a dirt sando with a side of shredduce"

by NTB ATM April 2, 2013

Shred the Gnar

To grind weed intended for smoking

A: Bro, when are we starting that bowl?

B: Once I shred the gnar !

by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016

Shreddy

To get so jacked and cut in the gym. Being able to lift the world. If you're shreddy all the women want you, and probably most of the dudes. You don't even fuck with cardio, always on the gain train!

Dude he has been trying to get shreddy for like a month now, he just looks like ass

by DALEWULF27 July 18, 2017

shrad

cuts to pieces and causes matter it touches to decay

i shraded him him with my brass knuckles with spikes on them

by Peter Manley April 26, 2008