lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 19, 2013

jaguar shark

A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.

*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

by kevinfloss May 26, 2014

shark piss

shark piss or "great white wine" is the demon you learn to become friends with. you will likely go man down if you drink more than two thirds of a bottle so be warned. It is trusted by many students of citadel high and the surrounding area of Halifax, Nova Scotia as it is dirt cheap.

"dude, did you earl down an entire bottle of shark piss last night? kid had to go to the hospital"

by elliothaifax December 31, 2018

Shark Olympics

A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...

Shark Olympics

by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022

Loan Shark

A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.

Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?

Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!

Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!

by ElGrego March 30, 2011

Drugnulla Sharks

Drugnulla Sharks We do drugs and get caught all the time.

We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.

by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020

turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can

Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!

by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017