loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.

"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."

by coldy! July 21, 2004

Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.

I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).

<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

Fur Shark

MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.

The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.

Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.

by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010

Trench Shark

A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.

Person 1: Yo that shark is really cool.

Person 2: Its Trench Shark, he came from Dema.

by I.am.big.smart November 24, 2018

shark pit

A pick up joint. A club or bar where the men are ruthlessly hitting on women in search of someone to take home.

Don't ever take a date to a shark pit, she'll get hit on all night.

by Deena May 27, 2005