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Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.
Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.
by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010
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Common Sense

The complete act of saying "Fuck it" and walking away. Careless, selfish behavior. Logical thinking for the masses.
I should fix that ladder. Fuck it! I will leave it for the next guy.

I should let that person in front of me. Fuck it. I am more important.

I should pay my bills. Fuck it!... To the beer store.

Sweet! I am home early... and i got beer. I should use common sense more often.
by New world thinking September 27, 2014
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Sense of humor

Having a poor sense of humor is worse than really being broke. Not taking anything seriously isn't the same thing as having a sense of humor. Being a joke isn't the same thing as being funny.
The girl had a poor sense of humor.
by Solid Mantis November 8, 2020
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white girl senses

A girl who has the extraordinary ability to sense all things white-girl, such as Starbucks and Hollister models.
Whoa! That girl sensed Starbucks a mile away, she has great white girl senses!
by abbzz236 March 10, 2014
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I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."
You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.
by QuacksO August 18, 2016
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shit that makes sense

Anything (i.e., nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, articles, preposotions, phrases, clauses, complete sentences, incomplete sentences, exclamations, questions, thoughts, thoughts that haven't been thought of yet, all actions, etc.) that is logical to at least one (1) entity, including humans, no matter how bizarre, disgusting, freaky, or lame the reason.
Example: An older guy that likes to sleep with lemons.

Reason: It reminds him of his late wife, who worked in a lemon packaging plant.
Conclusion: Shit that makes sense.
Here's some shit that makes sense, the circular hole on the tab of that aluminum soda can was made for straws!
by The Glip October 28, 2015
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No sense cum shot

When you cum in the nostrils of a deaf and blind lady, much like Helen Keller.
Person 1: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO???
Person 2: THE NO SENSE CUM SHOT
by BIKING406 February 10, 2021
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