Seedy Muffin 

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

Seedy Muffin by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

Pair Seeds by mikekais September 24, 2013

bird seeding 

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

bird seeding by Pati Doku July 18, 2017

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.

1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

Chuckin a seedy one by MR BALDY March 4, 2008

Toilet paper seeds 

Little balls of toilet paper stuck to pubic hair

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds

Toilet paper seeds by Neonnight July 7, 2018

Pumpkin Seeds 

Generic white sneakers -- shaped like pumpkin seeds -- worn by girls in the hood.

Her feet hurt cuz her pumpkin seeds 3 sizes too small.

Pumpkin Seeds by Peopleshark February 22, 2011

seedboy 

noun: Someone who is the product of your seed.

Ey seedboy, you are my son. You are the result of my seed. I created you, my son.

seedboy by Mcdaddy phister August 6, 2011