Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil

Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad

by Moose lips January 30, 2019

Drift Around Sluts Like A Sunflower Seeds

Drift Around Sluts Like A Sunflower Seeds

Drift Around Sluts Like A Sunflower Seeds

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.

by Wendysfg August 25, 2023

Seed Bag

As defined by Robin S.

Testicles

1. I reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag....

by Robin S. February 12, 2021

Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.

Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

by NotSnappo July 31, 2022