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Pooter Scooter

the streamer scootroo. thats all it is
oolu_: Pooter Scooter is a really great streamer
scootroo: ikr
by oolu_ February 4, 2021
mugGet the Pooter Scootermug.

Scooter Pro

Professional level scooter rider. Sponsored, and earning money. Making a profession out of scootering. They compete, and try new tricks daily.
Person 1: He is a Scooter Pro.
Person 2: Wow! (Shouts to Scooter Pro) Can you backflip? Are you sponsored?
by ScooterProRider June 1, 2022
mugGet the Scooter Promug.

Bumblebee Scooter

A boy / girl who settles for another person below his / her standards at a party for the sole reason of not being alone.
Look at Djamal over there making out with Lisa. He's such a Bumblebee Scooter!
by Flake.Freestyle September 26, 2020
mugGet the Bumblebee Scootermug.

Scooter Hooter

The loud noise made when old goons orgasms (esp over a old man called Scooter)
That goon gave out an almighty scooter hooter
by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023
mugGet the Scooter Hootermug.

Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
mugGet the Scooter Spoofingmug.

Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.
Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.
by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020
mugGet the Scootermug.

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the scooters of anarchymug.

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