by Miccck January 24, 2021

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.
by Goyoza June 24, 2010

by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008

A precious wholesome babbeyy who is married to spirit . She is an amazing artist and is cute as heck. Scooter takes inspiration from artists like lavendertowne. Spirit loves her more than life itself. They were married by owo on discord on April Sunday night of the 12th. Their official wedding will be in the server Scooter's Vibe Squad. Just remember Scooter is cute as heck and is adorable, and is an art god. Also she is spirit's so back off.
A convo between Scooter and Spirit
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Spirit: ily
Scooter: ilytt
Spirit: ilym
Scooter: ๐ณ๐โคโฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๐
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Spirit: ily
Scooter: ilytt
Spirit: ilym
Scooter: ๐ณ๐โคโฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๐
by milki3 April 14, 2020

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
by Jason March 8, 2004
