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Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.
Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
by Thatsadfrogmeme October 12, 2016
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Scandies

Dude, I got some sexy ass scandies from Lisa yesterday. She's so down.
by nasty_nancy September 12, 2016
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scandinasiom

people say its made up but really it means, Out of your mind, wide imagination, amazing mind abliaties
My friend has a very scandinasiom mind.
by thebubblecreightonloverbuster February 18, 2017
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Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017
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scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.
"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"
by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017
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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .
Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop
by filipgrk October 23, 2017
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