keep yourself save

Keep Yourself Save
KYS
Kill Your Self

AKA another of one those things you see in any CSGO game with Russians in it....

RussianNoScoperxxxxxxxxx: Hey kid you're bad Keep Yourself Save
Me: *facepalm* (or you actually kill yourself I'm sure that's fine too)

by DikkertjeDab April 11, 2017

pick-n-save

Takin an overly large shit

Mang, i cant believe u took that
pick-n-save at yo girls house

by JJ Jizzy January 17, 2009

A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.

TED: Hey Joe! have you done our homework yet?
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

by Fabio~ September 17, 2011

save the drama for yo mama

It's telling someone to stop yappin', stop complaining about what's wrong with this, what's wrong with that, and why you've got it so hard.

I don't want to hear your sob story; save the drama for yo mama!

by BinkyJoe October 24, 2005