Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.

EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.

by RU$$IANMAFIA April 22, 2020

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Satan's Taxi

When you get in your car in the summer and its scorching hot as if Satan himself was sitting in the front seat.

Should we take your car? Nah, my A/C is broke so it's gonna be like Satan's taxi.

by TheIronTooth January 24, 2016

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LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 15, 2022

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Queen Satan

Queen Satan is the true Queen of Hell and all things hell, Owner of The Dank Kingdom and all things that have glitter on it. Insert :naenae: here

Yooo, is that Queen Satan.

Bro, I feel like Queen Satan is about to ban me.

by SpoopyPotato October 12, 2020

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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

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