Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.

I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.

by :j.ustin December 27, 2005

Santatheist

the rejection of Santa,or the position that Clause, Kringle or Father Christmas do not exist. In the broadest sense, it is the absence of belief in the existence of Santa Claus.

Shaun’s childhood dreams were crushed when he saw his father and mother assembling all his toys late on Christmas eve night. He realized at that point he was a santatheist. And his love of over weight senior males lead him to a life of dating elderly men.

by Slampees McGhee December 8, 2009

santa shit

brown snow as a result of driving in it

hey dad, look, santa shit!

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.

This freaky boy is stalking me! He's such a Santa Claus!

by Breanna19 December 23, 2008

santana high

reaching a level of high which is unmatched by any in your circle. it usualy happens in a super gonzo zero to sixty situation such as, person has a beer and a hit of weed one night and then the following night eats $135 worth of acid , six shots of sailor jerry, a peyote button, and three screamers.

"that guy last night went tottaly gonzo"
"yea. he was santana high"

by big bad chuck April 2, 2010

Santa's Bag

To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.

Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.

by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004

santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007