Sammi

Retarded and autistic and dumb and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually retarded

by Sammi🤪 March 17, 2019

Sammi ones

The act of initiating non-consensual intercourse with persons of ambiguous gender identities. Alternative definitions include: the absence of a father figure, bellowing violently in public settings, as well as the tendency to persistently quote individuals based on earlier comments.

flippin hell lad look at' state of her backside.

nah lad i don't think that's a her
*nudges shoulder
hah sammi ones

by sammiones October 24, 2023

Sammy

An idiot in your friend group who does not take anything seriously and is overall a massive troll, can also mean charming or hilarous.

"Ugh, hes such a Sammy, wish he would stop"

by Sammyman51 November 7, 2020

Sammy

The bestest person to ever exist

“Sammy is awsome nabbit”

by Esmussysp4mz September 3, 2023

Sammy

The most adorable girl I’ve ever met.

You’ll never feel lonely again, Sammy.

by spammail May 2, 2021

Sammy

The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.

Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.

Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.

Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.

I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.

You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.

That Sammy came from Subway where the footlongs are readily available!!

by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025

Sammie

A girl who is fiery and loves cats a lot. She is a great roommate and will clean which is a plus. As long as she has wine she is happy. Get yourself a Sammie

“Fuck you Sammie!”

by qidheodons November 24, 2021