Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012

safety dough

the amount of money u comfortable with when going for a night out

got 300 bucks as safety dough for clubbing tonight and for a McDonald's after

by chco February 18, 2022

safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015

safety taco

A taco that is kept in the car for safety purposes (noun)

Did you know that the third rule of driving is keeping a safety taco in the vehicle at all times?

by santaclause2000 November 2, 2021

Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.

by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021