Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD) is a disorder in which an individual thinks he is literally Ryan Gosling. He says “that’s literally me” when he sees Ryan Gosling on screen and says phrases like “I drive” and “I’m just Ken” among other phrases.

Therefore, I’m literally Ryan Gosling. Nuff said.

Me: I’m literally Ryan Gosling.

My best friend: No I’m literally Ryan Gosling

Me: No it’s literally me

Him: NO ITS LITERALLY ME

Me: NO I AM LITERALLY HIM

Him: We both have Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

by H4mza_23 August 22, 2023

scab ryan

A girl who slags innocent people off and stabs you in the back. They have mental tendancies and are always grim. Warning, never leave leave a scab ryan alone with your boyfriend. You don't even want to know what a scab ryan would do.

Izzy: Eughh that girl has disgusting, long, brown, manky hair.
Sophie: Ewww what a scab ryan.
Izzy: SCAB RYAN?! Not one of those horrible girls who gets with friends' exes and go psycho slating everyone.
Sophie: Yeah, she's one of them. Called me a sket face and Cruella De Ville the other day. She's mental. I hope she never comes near me again.
Izzy. Don't worry, you'e the prettiest girl I know and she's just a scab!

by SophieIzzy January 15, 2011

Nolan Ryan No Flusher

A Nolan Ryan No Flusher is when 7 public restroom stalls have been defecated in and left unflushed. Locking the stall door with a coin after the no flusher will ward off ganitorial servicing. Placing multiple sanitary ass gaskets inthe bowl will make for a airy raft for your deposit, providing more security. Get all 7 in one building and you own that place.

Dude, it took me a whole week but but I dropped a Nolan Ryan at work. I got realestate invested, I own that place. When than janitor gets back from vacation, he will be jacking out my 7 Nolan Ryan no flushers.

by AlurkingCamper October 3, 2012

matthew ryan

Matthew ryan is the best guy you will ever meet he is cute and caring. But u will have a crush on him and he will have no idea. He is smart but clueless when I comes to girls

OMG Matthew ryan is so hottt

by A.L.M.M June 3, 2021

RYAN

fucking hot guy, very very nice first name, irish name, large penis

#girl1: that is such a ryan

by ryajdv162341 February 27, 2017

Ryan

A very hot guy who is the sweetest person alive. He is everything you want and anything you can need.

Did you see that guy?
Yeah! He looks like a ryan.

by Youknowwhatitis12 May 3, 2011

Ryan

Ryan is a bad ass that thinks he is all that. Always trying to get with the ladies, and because of his bad ass attitude, all the ladies want to get with him. What they don't know is that Ryan is one of the most sweetest guys you will ever meet. He is one of those guys that will always be there for you, want to learn a song so then he can sing it to you, want you to feel safe. If you are in a relationship with a Ryan, it would be crazy of you to let him go. You'll regret it and want him back. He give the most amazing cuddles, and the most passionate kisses. He is also a sex machine. You'll never want to get him out of the bed.

So under all that bad ass, scene, hardcore jock is the most sweetest guys you will ever meet. He will do anything for that one girl, even if it means not seeing his friends so then you will feel safe. Even if it means missing out on school and his friends just so then he can see you after you've had your surgery so then he knows you're still here.
Never let go of your Ryan. You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

I Love You Ryan ♥

Girl 1: Who is that bad ass?
Girl 2: That's no bad ass, that's my boyfriend. Don't judge him because he's a Ryan
Girl 1: I want a Ryan
Girl 2: Then stay the hell away from mine

by RoxyGirl11 May 2, 2010