Rule 18

Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords

*movie ends*
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!

rule 18

by LordSalty March 4, 2009

Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

by Pyrometer June 28, 2010

Ja rule

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother

Ja Rule raps like the Cookie Monster

by the truth January 12, 2005

Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

by Mboone April 21, 2010

CAD rule

The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.

Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!

by A. Ymous April 30, 2008

Rule 32

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.

Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.

by graycloak November 25, 2014

golden rule

Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.

Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.

by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011