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red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable
1: “holdup im lagging so much right now
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”
by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023
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The Puke Roast

Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.

The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"
by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009
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late night corn roast

1. eating an ear of corn and then pooping in someone's mouth the next day

2. sticking an ear of corn up someone's ass and then eating it and/or feeding it to the dog
I made some sick corn on the grill last night, yo. It was tits! The next day, my old lady came over for a little late night corn roast.
by Dik Shonary September 30, 2011
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Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.
"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."
by romanjonesz October 10, 2015
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yankee pot roast

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.
"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."
by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017
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Burnt the Roast

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.
by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018
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Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.
That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!
by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019
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