Retarded

People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.

Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded

by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020

retard

sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.

that slump kid is a real retard

by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018

Retardical

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.

Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?

by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019

retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018

Retard

A stupid person that really annoys you a lot

Crainer is a RETARD

by zxw25(deku) October 24, 2019

Retarded

All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.

Oh look at that guy/girl! Such a dumb! Ewww. So retarded

by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020