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Quontez sucks dick he is the worst person in the world he is so gay he will fuck his dad in his sleep
Quontez is so worrisome
by Jaylinhardy April 2, 2017
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Get a Quote

Often used in advertisments found on websited like this one where kids shitpost
Often used in advertisments made/created by insurance companies such as Geico or Progressive.
..surprising. What's not surprising? How much Cheryl saved 15% on bundling home and auto. Switch to Geico and save up to 15% or more on car insurance.
The ad usually asks you to get a quote. Not the television ad, but the website ad.
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quota monkey

A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
by Teedog December 14, 2008
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Stan Quotes

Stan quotes are derived from a lovely website, stan-quotes.org. They are quotes a Stan has said, but said Stan shall not be mentioned here. It has recently become open-source and multiple apps for iPhones have been created to make an easy-to-access database of Stan Quotes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that thing Stan said about Moby Dick?

Person 2: Oh yeah, totally, I saw it on Stan Quotes!
by ......lol May 5, 2011
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quotard

mike "likes it in the butt" stangelo
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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Quoff

The word one uses in place of a swear word. This word is also used to confuse people.
Shut the quoff up!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!
by Messi July 17, 2012
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Quotejicts

The shake after you take a piss...quotejicts
Dude i just quotejicts after i pissed
by Hanabudah Bah September 13, 2010
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