Mississippi Quick Step 

A case of raging diarrhea normally resulting in the performance of a "buckle shuffle" done at the helm of a toilet, after eating spicy food.

Oh man, I ate those hot BBQ potato chips and couldn't leave the house, because they gave me a case of Mississippi Quick Step. I almost didn't make it, as my belt hemmed me up when I was doing the buckle shuffle in front of the toilet!

Mississippi Quick Step by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

right quick 

Real Quick

Ima go to the store right quick

right quick by ac February 11, 2004

Right Quick 

1. How rednecks say "really quick".
2. How ghetto people say "really quick".
3. How wannabe ghetto people say "really quick".

1. I'm gonna shoot a deer right quick.
2. Ima tap that right quick.
3. Ima listen to Lil Wayne right quick.

Right Quick by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

Five quick ones 

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

Five quick ones by Vulcan43 January 20, 2009

Mom Come Quick 

A game where you are jerking off and you yell "Mom Come Quick". The objective of the game is to nut before your mom enters the room.

Yeah man!! I has playing Mom Come Quick all night yesterday.

Mom Come Quick by DickSplash191 September 25, 2017

0 to 100 real quick 

the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected.

Male student: DEEZ NUTS!
Teacher: You know, (insert name here), I was a lot like you when i was your age.
Male student: Wow, really?
Teacher: Yeah but the difference is i actually got pussy
Male student 2: Wow, 0 to 100 real quick...

0 to 100 real quick by queenvelocity445 November 21, 2015

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) 

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) by Grabestone October 2, 2012