Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.

I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.

by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017

pre pump chump

Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.

"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"

by Urban Kitty Kat June 23, 2017

Mouth pumping

The act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a vagina.

Russell was mouth pumping Joanne like he'd just got out after a 10 year stretch.

by Rusty 69 July 31, 2017

Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018