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T pose

How to T pose-

Stand still

Arms straight out to shape the form of the letter T
Keep a straight face if you can
Example-

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Where to t pose
Everywhere

When to t pose
All the time

T pose is also used to assert dominance

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You: Why do people T Pose?

Me: Because it’s to assert dominance *T poses*
You: ok then
by Afurry October 19, 2018
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poser jew

Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.
Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.
by Dave/mast4fr0 July 29, 2008
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posers

someone who leeches off new popularity. may actually like the stuff, (like mcr when loads of people liked the black parade) but wears and listens to other things because people wear or listen to it.
they may actually be emo, but because they like mcr they think they have to wear stuff that they wouldn't wear anyway
there are real emos but loads are just kids who wanna be emo beacause they think there better than non emos because they think theyve herd something new that know else has heard.
poser1: o my god! heard the new mcr song? it the best one of the album.
poser3: do ya know them studded belts? im gonna get one because gerrard was wearin one.
poser 4: them emo sk8er bois over there are so cute. i love emo bois with side fringes and hoodies!
normal person: i dont like mcr but atleast i know enought to say they have 3 albums apart from you posers who just think the black parade is there first one.
by bigsoapbar November 24, 2007
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Rock Poser

The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.
Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.

Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?

Rock Poser: Who's Proof?

Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.

Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.

Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.

Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.

Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*

Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?

Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.

*Rock poser gets beat up.*
by God I hate posers September 6, 2009
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posee

A person who is obsessed with hunting down "posers" in an attempt to make themselves look cool and "real." Finding these people on the internet is unavoidable. Sometimes they will actually give up liking something just to not let other people mistake themselves for a poser! Of course, then they miss out. Cutting of the nose to spite the face, eh? (Yes, I AM Canadian.)
Posee: I love <insert topic here> so much! But it's getting annoying that real fans like me HAVE to put up with those annoying posers who are always like "I love that too!" but they are not really fans like me. I smashed my <insert topic memorabilia here> and stopped being a fan because posers annoyed me so much.
by Ilana May 25, 2006
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Ice Poseidon

A person who creates fake content on youtube to scam people.
most often seen pretending he doesn't understand what hes doing is wrong,claiming his manager who's a 70 IQ slant glasses weirdo knows 50 billionaires,when really he got kicked from 2 e-sport teams and only learned to read 5 years ago despite being in his 40's his only only credible talent being getting people to sign up for his YT MCN for a cut of there advert revenue
"despite being a proven FAKE people still watch this FRAUD they must be ICE POSEIDON fans"
by 20%BRENT June 13, 2018
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s'pose

Eye dialect spelling of "suppose", representing Southern US English. (Wikipedia has an arcticle on the subject "Eye dialect" for those who want to know more.)
I s'pose this is an acceptable explanation.
I s'pose two examples will be enough.
by Katzura March 3, 2011
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