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sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it
** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!
by sneakypincher August 23, 2007
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Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.
Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.
by Selphee June 4, 2011
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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
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bear punching

punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party
I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.
by alchosulz June 20, 2011
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Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.
Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!
by sarcasmis September 5, 2011
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ball punching

Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea
by sweet sally may January 8, 2012
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Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013
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