I'll pencil you in

To sexually assult/stimulate someone with a pencil, usually rubber end first for safety.

Oi, come here you silly slag... I'll pencil you in!

by Horny B April 27, 2008

Pencil

Refers to Asians.
Yellow on the outside, white on the inside, but deep down they're black.

"You're he's such a twinkie."
"No he got some swag. He's a pencil."

by gotthatpencilflow November 20, 2011

Pencil

Is a stupid long nosed overrated dog

Pencil's nose is ugly

by Yomamasmamahaha June 23, 2021

The Pencil

When going up to the board it is necessary to bring a pencil or else you may epically fail like a "Brett"

This is why we have The Pencil

by JasonZachawubbage April 21, 2010

Making a Pencil Disappear

To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.

"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"

by @wesomeman500 October 13, 2008

pencils down

If you do not know, you will be happier!

"If I train is traveling at 67 MPH from Philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 MPH from St. Louis, and the passengers do not know they are on a collision course. Will they be happier?"

The Genius, Stephen Colbert.

Seeing as it is pencils down?

Border Security

by JadedMaple August 10, 2006

drop a pencil

Stick a pencil up someones pussy or arsehole

Hey Sally shall I drop a pencil, you look wet

by Fuzzyeggle July 13, 2017