bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015

Paradox

"dox" night club for teens in west Baltimore under the bridge, hangout spot, big party

rey be at the dox tonight if you see me speak!
paradox rey be turnt tonight

by 410thrax January 20, 2015

Paradox Poke

To no-life a lego game while complaining that a body shot no longer instant kill even though he uses an attachment that tells you where to aim to get a headshot.

Also can’t take a joke as he called out moderators for banning him even though they did it as a joke.

Paradox Poke is such an idiot! He complains about the bodyshot nerf even though he’s using BT!

by Tacti_cal October 25, 2017

psycho paradox

1. Someone who acts a certain way to hide who they really are

2. A fake person

3. A psychotic person who acts normal

"Anne is a psycho paradox. She wants you to think she's all that, but she's really an insecure bitch."

"Don't get too involved with her. You may think she's sweet, but she's a psycho paradox."

by Heatheranne July 24, 2008

White Power Paradox

A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.

redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people

redneck 2: i know right

near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.

by foxbowl December 14, 2011

paradox

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

Millennial Paradox

When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.

Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.

by Renegade Fox Fire July 19, 2016