Parting the Red Sea

a fat girl on her period

“Bertha must be Parting the red sea”

by lawquizox September 26, 2020

Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012

Gold panning

Getting a handful of lucky charms and picking through for the marshmallows

After Gold panning for an hour or so, I realized that all that was left in the box were the shitty brown oats.

by SCAREY February 18, 2015

they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd

what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words

by john kulhanek February 10, 2005

painting underwear

to get drunk

let's go paintundewear tonight!

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

Planting

Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.

John went planting

by _Johnny-boy July 31, 2011

Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

by Faye S January 10, 2010