paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.

(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")

by Priapism76 June 11, 2014

snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.

...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.

by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022

jellybean paint

Shiny, bright colored paint on a car.

"My ride sit on 26's with that jellybean paint"

by Da_Ville87 May 12, 2006

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.

In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.

by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013