waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.

Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.

by jose99 October 2, 2006

Cracker Packer

A type of homosexual male that only has sex with other white males.

John doesn't like doing it with black guys. He's not racist, he's just a cracker packer.

by Ninja-Shocker May 17, 2010

picklefish

an expression used to describe defeat, surprise, or confusion

a random word used as a diversion from conversations or topics

Bob looked at his math test, "Picklefish!" he exclaimed at the failing mark.

by Ramonia December 9, 2008

Pickle Check

When you tell your man his package or his junk is exposed in some manner while wearing loose fitting shorts or boxer underwear, instead of saying... your shit is hangin out.

Hey Big Daddy, "Pickle Check".. he looks down, puts his package back into his shorts.

by Shananakins January 28, 2009

Pickle Dicker

When an individual has had one too many margaritas and orders "pickle dickers" instead of "pickle puckers" (fried dill pickles).

Ma'am, I would like another order of pickle dickers, please!

by Chloe Lola June 19, 2010

Pickle Packer

1. One who enjoys packing pickles into the jar.

2. One who engages in rough anal sex

See fudge packer and peanut packer

3. The operator of a pickle packing machine at vlastic

I lost my job at Walmart - now i gotta be a pickle packer in Bushwick.

by Phtevey April 21, 2017

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008