Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.
by Gina Johnson September 04, 2018
Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."
by Invader287 November 10, 2012
1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.
by Midnight Swallow December 06, 2010
The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.
“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”
by SCRU FACE March 19, 2019
A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
by Kaaaaaren December 13, 2008
An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.
I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.
by Whackbag December 06, 2004
by Young Isaac August 29, 2006