by Plonkydonk January 4, 2021
Get the Fuck Oyster mug.Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 9, 2021
Get the Oyster Cracker mug.by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021
Get the squirt the oyster mug.1. Same thing as a bearded clam. 2
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.
1. I swam in sheree s oyster bay last night.2 let's go to oyster bay this weekend and pack a picnic lunch and go hiking.
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
Get the Oyster bay mug.When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022
Get the Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster mug.by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022
Get the Oyster Moisture mug.It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022
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