Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 8, 2020

Oyster Catcher

Ladies underwear

My dog keeps snatching up my Oyster Catchers and dragging them around the house. Its even worse that he likes the dirty Oyster Catchers the best! It’s so embarrassing when I find my dog has drug dirty oyster catches into the neighbors years.

by CrazyJ. September 9, 2020

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020

Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.

Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.

by jaybronee October 10, 2020

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022

Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022

PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.

Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...

by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022