Ratchet-farm

Aka... trap house mainly occupied by females of all ages who look like bag bitches in training.

Can u give me directions to ur local 'ratchet-farm?'

by Ratchet-Farmer-ceo August 8, 2019

Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.

Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.

by backotruck August 6, 2012

shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).

Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?

by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018

Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end

Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew

by Rickypeepee May 9, 2019

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

finger farming

planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.

the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".

by bob1000 December 3, 2009

cube farming

The way corporations find talent by recruiting thousands of kids from top schools every year and seeing which will thrive in a competitive work environment.

Goldman is cube farming from Harvard's graduating class to find its next CEO.

by gchen7 January 12, 2013