Covid crush

When you form a crush over text messages during a pandemic but cannot see if it is real due to quarantine.

I have a Covid Crush, I don't know if it will work out because we can't go on a date.

by Syl-Sam April 4, 2020

Covid-0

when covid never existed

covid 19 more like covid-0

hey shut the fuck up

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020

Covid crackhead

Very extroverted, wild, and fun people stuck in quarantine from Covid 19. A very energetic person who hates social distancing. A person normally behaving like a crackhead who is now slowly being driven to insanity by being shut inside.

I feel like a covid crackhead now.
You're a covid crackhead aren't you.

by Pitagirl101 March 31, 2020

Covid cut

A haircut performed on one's self during the covid-19 pandemic on account of all salons being closed.

(via video chat, said sarcastically) "Nice covid cut dude..."

by DrDanno April 6, 2020

Covid Cleen

When you haven't showered for three days, but your hands are fucken sterile

Oh man, Jerry is working from home with a kid, but at least he's Covid Cleen bro!

by MistaCleen April 2, 2020

COVID-19

The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,

*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!

by viktwor April 1, 2020

Covid-19

That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.

Guy 1 - "Covid-19 isn't real."

Guy 1 - *Slowly pulling out Barret 50.cal Anti Materiel Rifle*

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020