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Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
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Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.
We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.
by cumquat April 5, 2024
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Perries

1 Percenters i.e. the 1% of society. They are the corrupt devils who have almost complete control over the world, its people and its wealth. They are an important concept of the Occupy/99% movement and are the enemies of the ‘Centus (the 99%), who attempt to occupy them.

Also known as the elite, (the) bloodsuckers (of the poor), leeches, roaches, aristocrats, oligarchs, wicked devils, etc.

(Singular form: Perrie/Perry)
We need to occupy the Perries before it’s too late. They’re destroying the world.
- Word, son. Fuck the Perries. Fucking roaches.
by Gappies August 25, 2023
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Perry The Platypus

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020
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nate perry

did you guys see nate perry? his ginger pubed dick is small as fuck
by the river valley bitch January 7, 2017
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Josh perry

Josh perry is the hottest guy you could meet. He is really interesting but can be mean and pushes people away quite often.
Kaelynn will always love josh perry no matter what<3
by Kaelynn<33 July 21, 2022
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