Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Meat rush

Getting an erection.

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!

by Madridwind May 15, 2016

Meat Sauce

A sauce exclusively produced by men. Also known as semen. It can be easily differentiated for its white transparent colour and its salty flavour. Not recommended on pasta.

Bro did you end up giving that bitch the meat sauce?

by Mr Boxers February 16, 2022

Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.

Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".

by meatman500 January 5, 2009

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020